My Dear Public,

'Watchmen: one of us died tonight.'

This is a line from a movie called 'Watchmen', and I saw this movie on the weekend. I was very excited, because I had never been to a motion pictures house. When I got to the motion pictures house, I was inside a box labeled 'papkern'. It was my clever disguise. It had two eyeholes cut out where the 'a' and the 'e' were in the word 'papkern'. They don't allow cats in the motion pictures house! Even in this day and age! Martin Luther X. must be rolling over in his grave! 'I had a dream' indeed!!!!

There were parts I liked in the movie but also parts I didn't. I wish the blue man was orange – he reminded me a lot of myself, but he was blue, so that was confusing, since I'm orange. So I was like 'are you me, or not?'

I liked it when the guy punched the guy's elbow and his elbow came out. I like blood and stuff. I also liked the big cat, but I know that it wasn't real, because its ears were too big, and it was in the motion pictures house.

Ever thine,

Marvin Quincy Longbody-Horriblekitten