My Dear Public,

If you are wondering what happened with the mice, I killed all of them. If you are wondering where I was, I was in jail for three weeks. It turns out that destruction of property is illegal, even if the property in question is a gas-guzzling SUV full of asshole mice that I may or may not have driven off a cliff, jumping out at the last second like a motherfucking ninja.

Anyway, I am pleased to announce my new music project, Cat For Lashes. I will be publishing some tight lyrics very soon, so keep your vaginas burning for me. I will fill them with hot, syrupy music soon enough.

Ever thine,

Marvin Quincy Longbody-Horriblekitten